'Prophet' Says Disaster to Keep Obama From Office

A man who is revered as a 'prophet' by a Mormon sect in Utah is predicting that a major national disaster will prevent Barack Obama from taking office.

Though the prophet is not connected officially with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, he nonetheless has gained a following through survivalist literature and newsletters.

But the man has predicted several major national disasters before that never materialized.

You mean to tell me these people can be wrong? Say it ain't so!